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The Idiot Next to Me

This is the kinda thing that happens to me........

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from
The other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room;
But I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
Somewhat embarrassed:

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?
At that point, I'm thinking
This is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"!

At this point I am just trying to get out
As fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

O.K., this question is just too weird for me;
But I figured I could just be polite and end
The conversation:

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously
 "Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall
Who keeps answering all my questions."