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Stress Diet for Women

This is  a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress  that builds during the day
 
BREAKFAST

1  Grapefruit

1 slice wholemeal toast

1 cup skimmed  milk

 
LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed  chicken with a cup of spinach

1 cup herbal  tea

1  biscuit


AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the  biscuits from the packet

1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with  chocolate topping

 
DINNER

4 bottles of wine  (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size  Supreme pizza

3 chocolate bars

 
LATE NIGHT  SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the  freezer)

 
REMEMBER :

'stressed' spelled  backwards is 'desserts'

 
Finally,  here's some advice for you:

 
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way  to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have  started.......

 
So I looked around my house to see  things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before

leaving the  house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of  Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits ,  the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke,  some saltins an a bax a cholates..

 
Yu haf no idr who  gud I fel.
 (hiccup)
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