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How to Clean the Toilet



TOILET CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS  

 1. Put the  lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the  bowl.


2. Pick up  the cat and soothe him   while you carry  him towards the bathroom.

 

3. In one  smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You  may need to stand on  the lid.

 

4. The cat  will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,

    the cat is actually enjoying this.

 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse."

 

6. Have  someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people  between the

    bathroom and the front door.

 

7.. Stand  behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift  the lid.

 

8. The cat  will rocket out of the toilet, streak through  the bathroom, and run outside where he will

    dry himself off.  

 

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

Sincerely,

 

The Dog

 

  
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